[dropcap]G[/dropcap]OBBLE D. Gook was tickled no end to know that there was nothing more sinister in the postponement in the hearing of the Ayodhya case than a great fall.
(Although two “foreigners” by name “Harley & Davidson” were involved in this “indisposition” in some way, no investigation by the CBI has been directed so far!)
No, we are not talking about the the fall in judicial standards
..Nor the continuing fall in standards of the Bar..
Just the fall of an adventurous Milord from his bike!
Perhaps the bike was not as “sporting” as the Hon’ble judge is known to be!
There are rumours that the bike was too fast and the learned judge too slow… and also rumours per contra!
But unlike Humpty Dumpty, we don’t need “all the King’s horses and all the King’s men” in this case… to patch up Milord and make him sit on the bench.
Just a few doctors will be able to put the Milord back and join his brethren on the SC wall again… ready to suffer the slings and arrows of battleground Ayodhya.
Gook feels that such a momentous fall deserves a Law-merick.
If all vested interests had their way
The bench would sit without delay
But it’s not what we like
A judge falls from a bike
Maybe Lord Rama also had a say?